Bumper Snicker / From the “What the Hell is That” Desk

Bumper Snicker

Spotted this while walking over to Our Best Friends this morning:

Now I’m wondering who the other ten are.

And I’m partial to the Sandow Birk/Marcus Sanders version, personally.

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From the “What the Hell is That” Desk

So I just stepped out into the kitchen, and spotted this… monstrosity crawling across the floor:

Talk about your heebie-jeebie inducing moments. The thing had to be three inches from hungry end to spiky end! I kept Maddie at bay with one foot while I scooped the reject from a Brian Lumley novel into a cracker box with the blunt end of a Magic Marker, then took it outside for release.

But seriously… What the Hell is it? And how did it get into my kitchen?